Website Warning Labels

Lawyers are taking over every aspect of our society.  Therefore, the following warnings are provided for your protection:

1. Do not read this website while driving or operating heavy machinery.  Reading this website while operating light machinery, for some reason, is fine.
2. These pages are made from 100% previously used electrons, protons, neutrons, croutons, futons and other magically delicious items.
3. This website may also contain vowels.
4. This website does not contain the USRDA of these vitamins: All of them.
5. Do not allow children under 3 months old to read this website.
6. Do not allow dead people to read this website.
7. Do not eat this website.
8. If this website should be accidentally swallowed, do not induce vomiting, instead consult the webmaster for what to do.
9. Those with heart problems or other serious medical conditions should see a doctor before attempting to click on the links in this website.
10. This website may have potential side effects such as excitability and laughter, however both are similar to sugar pills.
11. This website has been proven to cause boredom in laboratory animals.  But, then again, most laboratory animals can't read.
12. Wash this website in cold water only, then tumble dry separately.
13. No animals or small children were harmed in the making of this website.
14. Have a nice day!  Failure to do so may result in sadness, misery, despair and gloom.