Website Warning Labels
Lawyers are taking over every aspect of our society.
Therefore, the following warnings are provided for your protection:
- Do not read this website while driving or operating heavy machinery.
Reading this website while operating light machinery, for some reason, is fine.
- These pages are made from 100% previously used electrons, protons,
neutrons, croutons, futons and other magically delicious items.
- This website may also contain vowels.
- This website does not contain the USRDA of these vitamins: All of them.
- Do not allow children under 3 months old to read this website.
- Do not allow dead people to read this website.
- Do not eat this website.
- If this website should be accidentally swallowed, do not induce vomiting,
instead consult the webmaster for what to do.
- Those with heart problems or other serious medical conditions should see a
doctor before attempting to click on the links in this website.
- This website may have potential side effects such as excitability and
laughter, however both are similar to sugar pills.
- This website has been proven to cause boredom in laboratory animals.
But, then again, most laboratory animals can't read.
- Wash this website in cold water only, then tumble dry separately.
- No animals or small children were harmed in the making of this website.
- Have a nice day!
Failure to do so may result in sadness, misery, despair and gloom.